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This shirt features the playful slogan "That's What I Do, I Fix Stuff And I Know Things," making it the perfect choice for anyone who takes pride in their problem-solving skills and handy know-how. With its bold typography and a simple navy color, this shirt strikes the right balance between casual and witty.
• Material: 100% Lightweight Polyester Woven Fabric
• Length: Standard
• Fit Type: Regular Fit
• Closure: Button Closure
• Neckline: Spread Collar
• Occasions: Casual Gatherings, Home Improvement Projects, DIY Events, Weekend Get-Togethers, Fun Outings
The perfect excuse for everything modern. Features "Be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s" message that captures both the tech struggles and language barriers between generations. This relatable design resonates with anyone confused by modern slang, apps, and cultural references, making it the ultimate conversation starter about generational differences.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Easy Care: Machine Wash Cool, Don't Bleach, Don't Tumble Dry
- Occasions: Casual Outings, Weekend Gatherings, Birthday Celebrations, Retro Events, Coffee Meetups
Combine sci-fi fandom with clever humor in our R2-D40 t-shirt featuring the iconic droid reimagined as a spray can with robotic legs. This witty design plays on the beloved Star Wars character with a unique twist, creating an instant conversation starter for film buffs, mechanics, and anyone with an appreciation for pop culture mashups.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Style: Graphic Print T-Shirt
- Occasions: Casual Outings, Movie Nights, Fan Conventions, Weekend Wear, Geek Gatherings
Witty conversation-starting shirt featuring bold "That's What I Do - I Fix Stuff And I Know Things" gold metallic text against rich navy background. The humorous declaration creates instant connection with DIY enthusiasts and practical problem-solvers.
- Material: 100% Lightweight Polyester Woven Fabric
- Length: Tall
- Fit Type: Big & Tall
- Closure: Button Closure
- Neckline: Spread Collar
- Occasions: Father's Day, Birthday Gifts, Workshop Gatherings, BBQs, Casual Fridays
Journey to the desert planet with retro mission patch style. Our Tatooine 77 shirt features a vintage badge design celebrating the iconic twin sunset from the original 1977 Star Wars film. The acid wash treatment and relaxed fit give this design an authentic vintage feel that honors both the film's legacy and classic sci-fi design traditions.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Relaxed Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Star Wars Day, Sci-Fi Conventions, Vintage Fashion Events, Space Museums, Casual Everyday Wear, Movie Anniversaries
This shirt humorously features the bold "Shit Show Supervisor" text, perfect for those who manage chaos with flair. The combination of the cheeky message and the striking black and orange stripes adds an edgy, playful touch to your casual wardrobe, perfect for anyone who enjoys a little humor.
• Material: 100% Lightweight Polyester Woven Fabric
• Length: Standard
• Fit Type: Regular Fit
• Closure: Button Closure
• Neckline: Spread Collar
• Occasions: Casual Gatherings, Office Humor, DIY Projects, Fun Outings, Themed Events
Real Cars Don't Shift Themselves Manual Transmission Acid Wash Cotton T-Shirt
$26.99
Unit price perReal Cars Don't Shift Themselves Manual Transmission Acid Wash Cotton T-Shirt
$26.99
Unit price perA proud declaration for stick shift purists. Features classic manual transmission shifter pattern with "Real Cars Don't Shift Themselves" message celebrating the art of driving manual transmissions. This design appeals to automotive enthusiasts who believe that true driving skill comes from mastering the clutch and gear changes yourself.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Relaxed Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Car Shows, Automotive Meetups, Classic Car Events, Driving Enthusiast Gatherings, Manual Transmission Pride, Vintage Car Rallies
Old-school automotive humor in classic warning label format. Features "Warning: No Airbags - We Die Like Real Men" message that pokes fun at vintage car culture humor. This tongue-in-cheek design appeals to classic car enthusiasts and those who appreciate bold, unapologetic humor with retro automotive attitude.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Relaxed Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Car Shows, Classic Car Events, Automotive Meetups, Garage Hangouts, Vintage Car Rallies, Masculine Humor Gifts
Science meets sarcasm in vintage acid wash style. Our WTF Element shirt features the clever periodic table design with "Wtf" as element 74 and "The Element of Surprise" tagline. The acid wash treatment and relaxed fit give this witty science humor tee an authentic vintage feel across seven distinctive colorways.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Relaxed Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Science Events, Chemistry Class, Gag Gifts, Casual Fridays, STEM Conferences, Vintage Fashion Events
Internet culture meets self-aware humor. Features the popular meme format with an adorable green frog, referencing the viral trend of lightheartedly discussing neurodivergence. This design captures current online humor while appealing to those who appreciate meme culture and Gen Z's approach to mental health conversations with levity.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Relaxed Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Casual Everyday Wear, College Campus, Social Media Meetups, Gaming Sessions, Comic Conventions, Casual Friend Hangouts
Internet culture meets self-aware humor. Our "Touch of the 'Tism" shirt features the popular meme format with an adorable green frog, referencing the viral trend of lightheartedly discussing neurodivergence. This design captures current online humor while appealing to those who appreciate meme culture and Gen Z's approach to mental health conversations with levity.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Casual Everyday Wear, College Campus, Gaming Sessions, Comic Conventions, Casual Friend Hangouts
Cute moment featuring Stormtrooper in a retro dinner as a young boy shows him a toy droid and the caption "I appreciate it, kid...but that's NOT the droid we're looking for..." This clever design transforms the iconic Star Wars line into a gentle response to a child's show-and-tell moment, blending galactic conflict with a wholesome interaction.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Star Wars Day, Sci-Fi Conventions, Movie Nights, Family Gatherings, Casual Everyday Wear, Geek Culture Events
This witty shirt features the phrase, "So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been," making it a fun and humorous addition to your wardrobe. The bold design with vertical stripes on the side adds a touch of retro flair, making it perfect for anyone who enjoys a mix of humor and classic style.
• Material: 100% Lightweight Polyester Woven Fabric
• Length: Tall
• Fit Type: Big & Tall
• Closure: Button Closure
• Neckline: Spread Collar
• Occasions: Casual Gatherings, Birthday Celebrations, Themed Events, Funny Gatherings, Everyday Wear
Our "Be Patient with me, I'm from the 1900s" shirt captures the generational differences through hilarious fashion. This relatable design resonates with anyone who remembers dial-up internet, VHS tapes, and when phones had cords, making it the ultimate conversation starter about simpler times.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Family Gatherings, Retirement Parties, Birthday Celebrations, Casual Fridays, Gift for Dad or Grandpa, Nostalgic Meetups
This shirt humorously features the bold "Shit Show Supervisor" text, perfect for those who manage chaos with flair. The combination of the cheeky message and the striking black and orange stripes adds an edgy, playful touch to your casual wardrobe, perfect for anyone who enjoys a little humor.
• Material: 100% Lightweight Polyester Woven Fabric
• Length: Tall
• Fit Type: Big & Tall
• Closure: Button Closure
• Neckline: Spread Collar
• Occasions: Casual Gatherings, Office Humor, DIY Projects, Fun Outings, Themed Events
Minimalist graphic tee featuring bold "Futuristic" chrome-style lettering with "Explore the Future the Retro Way" subtitle and Eleven Oasis branding. The clean design combines modern typography with retro-future aesthetics against classic black cotton. Perfect for those seeking understated streetwear that makes a statement about forward-thinking style with vintage appeal.
- Material: 100% High Quality Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Casual Outings, Tech Events, Music Festivals, Streetwear Fashion, Weekend Activities
Science meets sarcasm in perfect chemical balance. Our WTF Element shirt features a clever periodic table design with "Wtf" as element 74, complete with atomic weight and the tagline "The Element of Surprise!" This witty design appeals to science enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates educational humor with an edge.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Science Events, Chemistry Class, Gag Gifts, Casual Fridays, STEM Conferences, Science Museum Visits
Our "This Calls for a Spreadsheet" shirt celebrates the peculiar joy of turning any situation into an Excel masterpiece. Featuring the iconic spreadsheet graphic in classic green, this design speaks to data lovers, office workers, and anyone who finds unexpected comfort in rows and columns.
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Standard
- Fit Type: Regular Fit
- Neckline: Crew Neck
- Occasions: Office Casual, Accounting Events, Data Analysis Conferences, Casual Fridays, Gift for Coworkers, Business Meetings
